bootyindernacht:

i like to describe myself as an ayyyyyysexual

not into sex, really into puns

onceuponymous:

I’m laughing so hard because Artemis is a Greek goddess of, among other things, maidenhood and archery.  She is literally an aro/ace arrow ace.

ajcrawly:

Wow okay so I just realised a Good Omens/Bartimaeus crossover would work. Easily.

There’s every reason to believe that Aziraphale and Crowley could have been in Egypt when Ptolemy was. And Zira would have gotten on well with Ptolemy and been interested in the study of djinn no doubt…I’m not sure how all that would fit in with the Christian theology but it’d be interesting unless in this crossover Aziraphale and Crowley are both various djinn as well (I’m thinking afrit Aziraphale and powerful-djinn Crowley) in which case they’d know Bartimaeus anyway. 

Crowley and Bart would either get along really, really well or be permanently trying to kill one another. 

Meanwhile Hastur and Ligur and Jabor have a sassy threesome in the corner.

PLUS bonus to modern times KITTY AND ADAM what a pair oh my GOD.

ok but

  • marid horsepersons
  • anathema summoning djinn and having really chill conversations with them
  • newt and shadwell on a quest to establish how many nipples nat has

snuffysbox:

Crowley vs. houseplants.

"[Game of Thrones] shows you all the different ways you can wield power. Psychologically. Physically. Sexually… Dragons."
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rorpie:

me: i ship these two girls together!!

straight person: ugh havent you ever heard of FRIENDSHIP REPRESENTATION?? GOD

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

feferi-captor:

get out your VCR’s it’s time to watch The Prince of Egypt. or you can watch it here.

please don’t watch exodus: gods and kings because it’s icky and racist. you deserve better. you deserve the prince of egypt.

It is safe to say that I will not be going to watch the weird gross whitewashing mess that is Exodous…

tell me its not racist to only cast people of color as servants and whites as all lead characters in a MOVIE SET IN AFRICA

I heard about this the other day and it’s honestly more fucked up than if they’d just whitewashed the whole cast

But no, POC people are allowed to exist…but they don’t get to be lead characters or heroes or anything they can just be the silent servants of the white main characters instead

SO MUCH HATE FOR THIS MOVIE

taylor-sea:

*leans against wall*

*sips a capri sun*

hey

prongsmydeer:

Harry Potter AU where someone sees Harry in his cousin’s over-sized clothing with his underfed body and hears him casually mention the cupboard in which he sleeps and calls the fucking police